A funny AI voice for sketches, sarcasm, and deadpan

A joke lives on its timing, from the flat setup to the beat and the turn. Write [deadpan] or [sarcastic] before the line, put [laughs] or [sighs] on the beat, and any Paxa TTS Flash v2 voice reads it that way in English, Thai, or Mandarin.

Five funny reads#

5 voices read a false alarm, a sarcastic narrator's aside, a deadpan product review, a parody ad, and some terrible news. Each line carries its directions in square brackets and was sent exactly as it reads here.

Design your own, starting fromA dry narrator

  • [panicking] Okay, nobody move! [whispering] I dropped my contact lens. [chuckles] Just kidding, I don't wear contacts.Kluay Tod · Cartoon sidekick0:07
  • [sarcastic] And so our hero, after six hours of planning, forgot the keys. [deadpan] Truly, a genius at work.Espresso · Long-form reader0:07
  • [deadpan] I tested this toaster for three weeks. It makes toast. [sighs] Five stars.Chu Chi · Professor0:07
  • [over the top, excited] Tired of socks that match? [gasps] Introducing Odd Socks, now with zero pairs!Thong Yod · Anime heroine0:06
  • [mock serious] I have terrible news. [laughs] We're out of mango sticky rice.Tom Yum · Best friend0:05

paxa-tts-flash-v2 · captured Oct 28, 2026 · unedited

The same joke in English, Thai, and Mandarin#

Kluay Tod reads the opening line in English, Thai, and Mandarin, with [whispering] written as [กระซิบ] in Thai and [耳语] in Chinese.

English

[panicking] Okay, nobody move! [whispering] I dropped my contact lens. [chuckles] Just kidding, I don't wear contacts.

kluaytod · paxa-tts-flash-v2

Thai

[ตื่นตูม] โอเค ทุกคนอย่าขยับ! [กระซิบ] คอนแทกต์เลนส์ผมหล่น [หัวเราะในลำคอ] ล้อเล่นน่า ผมไม่ได้ใส่คอนแทกต์

kluaytod · paxa-tts-flash-v2

Mandarin

[慌张] 好,谁都别动![耳语] 我的隐形眼镜掉了。[轻笑] 开玩笑的,我根本不戴隐形眼镜。

kluaytod · paxa-tts-flash-v2

Where a funny voice fits#

Every line is text billed by the character, directions included.

More scenes#

Each page sets a different scene in the Paxa TTS Flash v2 voices.

Questions#

How do I time a joke?

Put the direction where the turn happens, and hold the beat with [pause] or an exact length such as [pause 300ms], up to 500 ms.

Can it laugh at its own joke?

Yes. Write [laughs], [chuckles], or [giggles] where the laugh goes, and it plays there.

Can I publish the clips on my channel?

Output made on free credits is for personal use and evaluation. Once you buy a plan or credits, generated output becomes yours for any use, including publication on a channel, and that covers output generated before the purchase.

Does a direction cost extra?

No. Directions and sounds are text, and their characters bill at the Paxa TTS Flash v2 rate.

Write the punchline. New accounts start with 100 free credits. Write [deadpan] before a line and hear it in the playground.

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